It’s Thanksgiving — which somehow feels impossible, even though 2018 has been approximately 10 years long. Today, we feast. Pie! Stuffing! Smoked oysters! We want it all, and we don’t even care the order! But after all the turkey and stuffing and cranberry sauce are eaten and the fighting with your racist family members has concluded, there’s another slice of chaos waiting in the wings. Black Friday.
It’s the greatest totally-made-up shopping extravaganza since Prime Day! Or Valentines! And Amazon is starting it on Thanksgiving this year! Who cares about family when you can get a deal on a camera?
Don’t worry, we’re not hating on your consumerist tendencies. We’re trying to help you out. Because while some people (wisely) opt outside, many of us look forward to saving a little moolah on Christmas goodies. And thanks to our corporate overlord Jeff Bezos, we can now do so without getting up at the crack of dawn or even putting on pants.
As long as you’re going to be pantless, gorging on your leftover-turkey sandwich (shouts to the moistmaker), and surfing for deals, we thought to do you one more solid: Here are all of Amazon’s best Black Friday deals. In one place. Enjoy!
Panasonic Premium Hi-Res Wireless Headphones, $183.99 (26% off)
Wireless over-the-ear noise-cancelling headphones that last for 20 hours when fully charged? Yes, please. Compare to the $325 Bose QuietComfort series or the AudioTechnica DSR9 for $549, and the choice seems like a no-brainer. Your wallet will thank you.
Panasonic Lumix GX85 Camera with 12-32mm and 45-150mm Lens Bundle, $497.99 (50% off)
The Lumix GX85 is a mirrorless camera that is both powerful and compact, making it perfect for travel or, hell, if you just don’t feel like lugging around a beast of a camera body. Great in low light, and you have the ability to shoot 4k video.
Echo Spot, $89 (32% off)
The smart home bauble will be on sale on Black Friday itself (somewhat unusual for Amazon, which frequently offers tech deals throughout Thanksgiving week). It’s tiny, cute, and powerful, allowing you to access Alexa for song lyrics, recipes, turning off lamps—whatever you’re too lazy to do yourself. Ah, the future.
Roku Streaming Stick, $29 (42% off)
Cable is so 2000-and-late. Stream Hulu, Netflix, Amazon Prime, and even, uh, independently procured movies and television shows on your TV thanks to this little guy.
Fire TV Cube, $59.99 (50% off)
More easy streaming straight to your TV! Because this is part of Amazon’s Fire series, it comes equipped with Alexa, which means that yelling at the TV will now have a purpose. Perfect for the angry football fan-slash-couch coach in your life. No guarantee Alexa will respond to, “Wilson’s a bum, get ‘im off the field!”
Toshiba 43″ 4K UltraHD Smart TV, $129.99 (61% off)
What’s a streaming device without a bomb TV on which to watch all your shows? This Toshiba model comes with built-in Fire TV, which means all the Netflix you could ever want. Plus, though it’s on the small side compared to some of the modern 70″ monsters, it’s plenty big for a shared experience and well below $150. Note: This deal goes live on Black Friday.
Samsung Curved 65″ 4K UltraHD Smart TV, $799.99 (27% off)
Curved TVs are a thing. An expensive thing. Get this 65″ model that is literally bigger than many people, for a steal and prepare to feel surrounded. Plus, it’s a smart TV, so you can use your new Roku or Fire TV cube.
Fire HD 10″ Tablet, $99.99 (33% off)
Usually clocking in at $149.99, this tablet is much more than an e-reader. Surf the web, watch your programs, send delightful chain e-mails to your nieces and nephews. The world is your oyster.
Xbox One X 1TB Console, $399 (20% off)
Enjoy your video games in Native 4k, and considering we don’t even see real life in such high quality, this is where you want that extra resolution!
Sony 77” 4k Ultra HD Smart Bravia OLED TV, $7,998 (56% off)
Honestly, you have to wonder if movie theaters are a thing of the past with screens this gigantic. Huge savings for a huge tv, enjoy all your favorite shows and movies glare-free with this OLED TV.
iRobot Roomba 890 Robot Vacuum Cleaner, $349 (30% off)
Never vacuum again with this app-controlled robot friend. Nothing to worry about here. What was the plot of iRobot again?
Anova Culinary Sous Vide Precision Cooker, $99 (50% off)
Perfect for hands-off cooking of veggies, meat, and hardboiled eggs. Add the Anova Precision Cooker to any pot, control it from your app, and voila!
DJI Mavic Air Quadcopter, $699 (13% off)
Save on this remote-controlled drone camera to the instant envy/disdain of your neighbors! Absolutely no one hates drones, right?
ecobee4 Smart Themostat, $199 (20% off)
With built-in Alexa support, the ecobee4 Smart Thermostat promises to save you 23% annually on heating and cooling costs. No Alexa will control how hot or cold your abode is, how comforting.
AmazonBasics Pre-Seasoned Cast Iron 5-Piece Cookware Set, $59.46 (26% off)
If you have to own just one pan, make it cast-iron. Or you know, five pans, whatever. The point is cast-iron is super versatile and you get a whole set here.
Oster Expressbake Bread Maker, $55.99 (38% off)
Complete with a gluten-free setting, this breadmaker is capable of holding a two-pound loaf. Homemade bread is insanely good, you’ll never go back. We promise.
Life Fitness IC1 Exercise Bike, $899.99 (10% off)
Work off that holiday weight with the IC1 exercise bike. This sleek design won’t take up too much floor space in your house or apartment, which is greatly appreciated.
SUUNTO Spartan Trainer Wrist HR, $229.95 (18% off)
This watch is perfect for sports or daily wear and comes in seven different colors. GPS tracking with speed, pace, and distance, plus a 10-hour battery life make this a sweet deal.
Nespresso Inizia Espresso Machine with Aeroccino Milk Frother, $99.99 (50% off)
Make perfect cappuccinos and lattes from the comfort of your own home. You’ll never need to go to Starbucks again which is good for you, bad for Starbucks!
Vitamix A3500 Ascent Series Smart Blender, $549.95 (21% off)
Make smoothies, hot soups, dips, spreads, frozen desserts, or whatever else you can blend! This blender is built to last, you’ll never need or want another blender again. Seriously. Every serious cook has one.
Kenneth Cole Reaction Colombian Leather Messenger Bag, $82.51 (72% off)
Capable of fitting most laptop computers with screens not exceeding 15.6 inches, this Kenneth Cole messenger bag is perfect for on-the-go work.
Travelpro Inflight 2 Piece Luggage Set In Navy, $269.15 (46% off)
Luggage is expensive, and it’s something you never think about until it’s too late. Make sure your travel needs are taken care of by scooping up this two-piece set in navy blue.